Sup, I'm Eli. I speak English, Spanish, French, and Japanese, and I like men. I get off on people asking me things. Oh and I'm a senior in Highschool in Las Vegas, NV.

magneito:

magneito:

does anyone else remember the shrek version of american idol that was in the bonus features of shrek 2 or was that just some crazy dream i had

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its real

(Source: magneito, via tbotofficial)

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201380
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49 minutes ago

revedas:

THIS WAS SUCH A GREAT JOKE

(Source: vampire-groupie, via putinsbees)

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113764
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21 hours ago

disneylanddiana:

mice-and-magic:

Best of Frozen valentines

I spat my water out at the last one I was laughing so hard

THE LAST ONE

(via welcometothetardismyfriend)

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127897
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21 hours ago

thighabetic:

Aziz is putting that marketing major to good use.

(Source: missconceptions, via mybine)

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21 hours ago

devotionaura:

everyone watch this video of my dog gettin embarrassed that i caught him singin

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

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21 hours ago

alllevelsatonce:

DID THEY SEND US DAUGHTERS

WHEN I ASKED

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(via telapathetic)

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21 hours ago
dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

snazzapplesweet:

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

my french teacher kept looking at me like this so I took this without warning him and told him he’d be famous

he demanded a retake bc he wanted u guys to think hes cool


I can’t believe I forgot to mention the fact that when I took this he told me to photoshop some hair on so “my internet friends” would like him
someone make this mans dreams come true


okay

helP

WHEN I SHOWED HIM THIS HE SAID “THATS EXACTLY WHAT I WANTED”

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

snazzapplesweet:

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

my french teacher kept looking at me like this so I took this without warning him and told him he’d be famous

he demanded a retake bc he wanted u guys to think hes cool

image

I can’t believe I forgot to mention the fact that when I took this he told me to photoshop some hair on so “my internet friends” would like him

someone make this mans dreams come true

okay

helP

WHEN I SHOWED HIM THIS HE SAID “THATS EXACTLY WHAT I WANTED”

(via plgeons)

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242172
Posted
21 hours ago

alchemist-ignoramus:

kel-s-d:

jenitals-:

"What if Walter White told stupid chemistry jokes instead of cooking meth?"

Yes pls omg

im geekin

headcanon accepted

(Source: romoon, via nochesbajolasestrellas)

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341672
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21 hours ago

zubat:

This kitty accidentally stepped on a bee

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(Source: zubat, via plgeons)

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21 hours ago
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