Well howdy. My name is Eli, and for once, my URL actually fits me. Tell me it doesn't.I like a certain fellow, I'm a junior in highschool, I speak spanish, French, and Japanese, and I like men. I get off on people asking me things, so if you'd do that, that'd be great. Thanks!

gayseawitch:

lorenzomakesthings:

ranagazoo:

saint-bmo:

anachronizomai:

myfightcomesintothelight:

"You’re the straightest gay guy I kn-"

Don’t.

"You’re not like those other gay people who go to those awful pride para-"

No.

"You’re gay? Then why don’t you hit on me or other gu-"

No.

"I have this other gay friend, you’d be a perfect cou-"

No.

"At least you act norm-"
Stop.

"I’m straight but would you suck my dick for 20 dol-"

Maybe

(Source: furtherdowntheriver, via cumsock)

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saphireleenderknight:

chauvinistsushi:

mslorelei:

deeeeaaan:

wickedclothes:

Programmable Tattoo System

What do you do when you want a tattoo but don’t want the commitment of permanent ink? The moodInq system is a breakthrough in tattoo technology, using a skin-safe proprietary E ink encapsulated pigment system that lasts a lifetime but can be configured to display any design (or none!) to suit your mood.

So how does it work? We have partnered with leading physicians and technicians in the cosmetic surgery industry to implant the E ink grid, called a canvas. The canvas can go anywhere on your body and be configured to the size and shape of the body party you’d like to ink. After a short healing period (usually 2-3 days), you can begin using the moodInq software included with your kit to change your canvas to display the tattoo you desire! Found on ThinkGeek.

YOU COULD HAVE A MAGIC TREE TATTOO THAT CHANGES WITH THE SEASONS

This is INSANELY cool. Until someone hacks the software and you end up with an ad for Viagra on your arm.

we are the future

isthisdivergent?

(via imnotyourcarebear)

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syphilyssa:

i really like it when boys look nice in suits like wow a+ you can wear that to my bedroom

(via legalmexican)

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The movie “Primer” is trippy as fuck.

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15 hours ago

undefyinq:

undefyinq:

imagine having Ellen Degeneres as your grandma

(via legalmexican)

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2 days ago

hemmolifestyle:

relahvant:

codename-lol:

yoiplait:

terms for penis you should not use in fics:

  • love stick
  • doinker
  • schlong
  • wankie
  • ding dong
  • 100% all-beef thermometer
  • bologna pony
  • stinky pickle
  • magic wand
  • divine rod
  • love muscle
  • power drill
  • captain winky
  • yogurt slinger
  • DNA rifle 

are you kidding im going to use all of these

STINKY PICKLE

yogurt slinger

(via pizza)

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