Sup, I'm Eli. I speak English, Spanish, French, and Japanese, and I like men. I get off on people asking me things. Oh and I'm a senior in Highschool in Las Vegas, NV.

julianocasabranca:

FUN STORY: my grandma lives in a city that was currently taken over by drug dealers and gangs and it’s now divided in two and my grandma is the oNLY CITIZEN IN THE WHOLE CITY who can go walking freely through both sides of the town because she used to do community work and feed the poor kids and those gang members were all fed by her so they let her come and go as she wants SO WHAT WE LEARN TODAY IS TO BE FUCKING NICE TO KIDS BC U MIGHT BE DEALING W FUTURE GANG MEMBERS

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javaddward:

anonymously tell me your credit card number ill reply with what i bought

(Source: heleanorcalder, via highschoolhottie)

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momcrotch:

I hate it when I see straight boys with bigger butts than me like wtf you don’t need that what are you even going to use it for

(via momcrotch)

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brightness:

a dead scene kid is trying to contact me through captcha

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buckbarrow:

buckbarrow:

buckbarrow:

i’m home sick with the flu and i just received this email from my father

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STOP REBLOGGING THIS MY DAD THINKS HE’S SOME INTERNET SENSATION AND HE WON’T SHUT UP ABOUT IT

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still Hangin with Yo frienz one year later

(via humorking)

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cloppinq:

i wonder if dogs think people r cute too

(Source: hamfucker39, via fake-mermaid)

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devotionaura:

everyone watch this video of my dog gettin embarrassed that i caught him singin

(via tonerzbox)

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notimefordirtytalk:

You know, if you watch the lion king closely, you can find a lot of simbalism.

(Source: allyasavedthedayagain, via hotboyproblems)

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