Sup, I'm Eli. I speak English, Spanish, French, and Japanese, and I like men. I get off on people asking me things. Oh and I'm a senior in Highschool in Las Vegas, NV.

imreallycoolandfriendly:

Christ my the toilet seat in my downstairs bathroom is cracking how hard is my family shitting

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lilysinthefall:

deanwinshecter:

urbean:

thats a cool skeleton fresh from skeleton hell

I SCROLLED THROUGH MY LIKES FOR AN HOUR TO FIND THIS

IT’S BACK

(via purpleparisskies)

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purpleparisskies:

ringostarring:

ok, new theory. maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us

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well maybe we would sound so bad if some people didn’t try to play with big meaty claws

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what did you say, punk?

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bIG

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MEATY

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CLAWS

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WELL THESE CLAWS AIN’T JUST FOR ATTRACTING MATES

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BRING IT ON OLD MAN, BRING IT ON

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no people let’s be smart and bring it OFF

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OH SO NOW THE TALKING CHEESE IS GONNA PREACH TO US

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This is my favorite episode

(Source: elderlyprice)

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spookyrnumblr:

i remember this one kid in my 3rd grade class who didn’t believe in eggs

(via purpleparisskies)

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watchhowidinosaur:

knightarcana:

deadmaid:

sarahsprite:

deadmaid:

lvkesprite:

what old joke are we going to bring back next

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NO

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MY FAVORITE

you forgot one

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hhantu:

franfrancatman:

My dad and I made this fishtank for my mum for Christmas a few years ago with dollhouse furniture. I thought it was pretty rad

i cant believe your mom is a fish

(via majortvjunkie)

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gookgod:

gookgod:

so… you come here often? 

I honestly hate this post so damn much

(via oknope)

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dajo42:

whenever somebody says like “so what did you do today?” just look off into the distance and say “the right thing”

(via waluiqi)

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